Donal OHanlon

Liberal Democrat Councillor for St Marys Ward

Earthquake!

This morning’s earthquake woke us about 1am. I jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to apprehend the massive intruders who’d clearly knocked my door down!

I then checked everywhere else, and couldn’t find them, but observed that decorations had fallen off the mantelpiece, and a bit of plaster dust was noted on the carpet, whereupon the missus explained it’d been an earthquake, and she could see all the neighbours lights going on one by one.

Back to sleep then - there’s nothing I can do about those! (Doubtless I’ll get a few calls later today, asking,” Can you do summat about them earthquakes in Prestwich - you’re our Councillor, aren’t you?”) Ah well…..

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